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Alan Freakin' Alda
Tuesday, 2 October 2007 3:20 A GMT-05
In which I premiere my very first online short: "Alan Freakin' Alda."
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Owen Wilson's Suicide Attempt: A Sizzling Us Weekly Exxxclusive!!!
Wednesday, 5 September 2007 2:19 A GMT-05
In which Us Weekly reports on the sad news of Owen Wilson's suicide attempt.
May 24th, 2004: The Worst Date Of All Time, Part 2
Wednesday, 9 May 2007 7:18 P GMT-05
In which I bring you the sickening conclusion to "The Worst Date of All Time."
May 24th, 2004: The Worst Date of All Time, Part One
Sunday, 6 May 2007 7:18 P GMT-05
In which I bring you Part One of the saga known as "The Worst Date of All Time."
The Whole Eleven Yards
Tuesday, 3 April 2007 2:06 A GMT-05
In which I overhear a conversation between Hollywood heavyweights Matthew Perry and Kevin Pollack.
Forget It Jake...It's Koreatown
Thursday, 25 January 2007 7:21 P GMT-05
In which I share my experiences at a "Booking Club."
Fuck'd
Tuesday, 16 January 2007 10:38 P GMT-05
In which I share tales from a disastrous weekend back home.
Adventures In Baby Batter
Tuesday, 12 December 2006 12:00 A GMT-05
In which I recount my first sperm donation.
Semen Like A Good Idea
Monday, 11 December 2006 12:00 A GMT-05
In which I share my recent decision to become a sperm donor.
Rub U The Right Way
Monday, 30 October 2006 3:18 P GMT-05
In which I discuss a fantastically awkard experience: The Workplace Massage.
Writing Sample: "Grey's Anatomy"
Friday, 27 October 2006 4:22 P GMT-05
In which I offer a writing sample for the producers of "Grey's Anatomy."
McEasy
Thursday, 12 October 2006 3:20 P GMT-05
In which I share a recent social experiment that just might get you laid.
The Biggest Douchebag I've Ever Known
Wednesday, 19 July 2006 11:59 P GMT-05
In which I discuss a man who puts the douchebag back in "douchebag."
Back And Nasty As Ever!
Sunday, 30 April 2006 8:31 P GMT-05
In which I decide to continue doing the blog despite my mother's knowledge of its existence, and to keep on being as nasty as I want to be.
Pissin' Impossible
Thursday, 23 February 2006 4:36 P GMT-05
In which I discuss the high-stakes world of urine testing.
Slip N' Died
Thursday, 9 February 2006 4:51 P GMT-05
In which I discuss a late night brush with death.
Making Relationships Work
Thursday, 19 January 2006 4:26 P GMT-05
In which I compare relationships to jobs.
Shave And A Haircut...Oh Shits!
Tuesday, 3 January 2006 4:32 P GMT-05
In which I discuss a horrifying incident at my local barbery.
Slow Jamz
Tuesday, 22 November 2005 11:15 P GMT-05
In which I discuss how to make a good "fucking" mix for your Ipod.
Poop: Published
Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:07 P GMT-05
In which I direct you to my first published work, and discuss it's consequences.
Diamond In The Rough
Friday, 19 August 2005 10:44 P GMT-05
In which I review the assstomping Neil Diamond concert I saw last night. Assstomping in this case means "excellent."
Fecal Matters
Tuesday, 9 August 2005 11:26 P GMT-05
In which I discuss the bizarre shame that comes with going #2 in public.
How the Today Show Ruined My Morning
Friday, 5 August 2005 11:36 P GMT-05
In which I discuss how the "Today Show" ruined my morning.