Hello everybody!
Yeah, been a long time. I know. Let's move past it.
If you're in Los Angeles, you should come and see this tonight:

This is a live spoof of morning shows, and I will be the first guest. I'll be interviewed and will share some funny stories, then I'll switch roles and be the host of an improvised game show segment. Should be a whole lot of fun, and you also get live music and a rabbi! All the pertinent info is above in the invite, hope to see you there.
And for all the rest of you, the fifth season of IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA premieres tonight! This is an insanely funny season, and tonight's episode - "The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis" is no exception. Watch it, DVR it, make it a part of your life! Thanks!

Hey Walsh. Hope it's all going well. I'm betting your absence is proof
that it is. Excellent.